Annie and Jude

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I loved the sparky dialogue which took place between Annie and Jude and thought it would be fun to have a page filled with some of their more humorous and entertaining quotes.  After reading some of the things they said to each other, it’s a miracle that they ever managed to get together .....



J:  “Annie, I helped you that night and you expressed your gratitude by belting me and saying that I set you up!”

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A: (speaking on the telephone) “No, I’m not Mrs. Cavanaugh, there isn’t a Mrs. Cavanaugh.  I’m Mr. Cavanaugh’s personal assistant and he would like to purchase a ticket for his girlfriend”.

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A:  “You think you’re so smart, Mister, but just because you’re great looking doesn’t .....”  (Annie didn’t finish her sentence!)

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A:  “I can’t seem to go anywhere in this town without bumping into you”.

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J:  “You know, Annie, I really hope that one of these days you’re going to do yourself and the whole world a big favour”.
A:  “Oh, and what’s that?”
J:  “Knock that chip off your pretty little shoulder, get your act together and go on in and enjoy some dinner - in that order”.

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A:  “Why don’t you just hit the road, like I’m about to right now?”

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A:  (to herself) “That smug little ..... Who does he think he is, trying to force me into bondage?”

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J:  “You’re a lot of things, Annie, but worthless ain’t one of them”.

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J:  “Home?  Isn’t that the place where you sleep and everybody hates you?”

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J:  “I always get the feeling that there’s more going on inside you than you want anybody else to know”.

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A:  “Well, you can always perform an audit on my holdings and assets”.
J:   “The last time I checked your holdings and assets they amounted to about what you can tuck into this little skirt, and that ain’t saying too much”.

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A:  “Is this some kind of joke?”
J:   “No, it’s not joking, Annie, I don’t joke.  Joking isn’t something I do”.
A:  “Well you do a lot of other things with me in this office, on that couch, in the chair .....”
J:   “We did it on the desk too”.

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A:  “Dream on, Romeo.  Get someone else to drink your poison”.

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J:  “I expect to see you here tomorrow, pencil in your hand, steno-pad in your breast ..... pocket”.

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A:  “You know, I’ve got three words for you - get over yourself”.

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A:  (to herself) “I can’t let him get to me like this, no.  It’s just that his lips are so irresistible".

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A:  “I could handle anything that you throw at me, Mr. Cavanaugh”.

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A:  (to herself) “Mr. Blond and Obnoxious, I’ll show you”.

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J:  “You know, Annie, you have turned out to be far more complicated than I anticipated”.

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J:  “I was stupid for being with you the other night.  I’m over it, I’m done”.

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J:  “Since words don’t seem to impact you, because the only voice you can hear is your own, I thought we’d try something a little different.  I thought we’d use visual aids”.

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J:  “You.  You’re what’s wrong with me.  But see the great thing is, Annie, that I can fix it because I can have you kicked out of here”.

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J:  “It’s true, you are a human calculator.  But the problem is you’re more calculator than human and I can go out and buy one of those for fifty bucks”.

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A:  “What is it, all part of the investigation, Mulder?  You know, I may have red hair but I’m not Scully”.
J:   “Annie, you babble”.
A:  “Yeah?  And you’re a user”.
J:   “Was I using you when I made love to you?”
A:  “You never made love to me.  You had sex with me”.
J:   “Hey, don’t you tell me what I had!”

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A:  “I wouldn’t go with you if I was the only woman on a Greek freighter!”

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A:  “Oooooh, I can’t stand you!”

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J:  “I know I shouldn’t, and God knows I’ve tried not to, but I can’t help myself”.  (Many thanks to MARIA for sending this one in).

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